zeldathemes
Shit
Sometimes, shit happens, and then a shiny magical lesbian comes along.

hint: I am that shiny magical lesbian.


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homorecker:

My fav thing about tumblr is the complete lack of country music it makes me feel like this is where I should be

theshoutingendoflife:

jaclcfrost:

standing next to sunflowers always makes me feel weak like “look at this fucking flower. this flower is taller than i am. this flower is winning and i’m losing”

Wow you are not ready to hear about trees.

poutyowl:

i am perfectly fine with having other people sit on my lap but i can’t sit on other people’s laps because i’m always paranoid that i’d crush them and they’d diE

poshxspice:

subject13fringe:

montypythonandtheholyblog:

today I learned that if you want to slash someone’s tires, don’t slash all four; only slash three because if you slash all four their insurance will pay for it but if you only slash three they have to pay for it all out of pocket 

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today on satan makes a blog post

inabasket:

Colleges don’t offer this as a major so what’s the fucking point

inabasket:

Colleges don’t offer this as a major so what’s the fucking point

baby-make-it-hurt:

stoner-in-disguise:

srsfunny:

Black Leopard’s Reaction When He Sees His Favorite Zoo Keeper

I want that job now.

"OHMYGOSH YOU CAME I LOVE YOU STAY FOREVER"

baby-make-it-hurt:

stoner-in-disguise:

srsfunny:

Black Leopard’s Reaction When He Sees His Favorite Zoo Keeper

I want that job now.

"OHMYGOSH YOU CAME I LOVE YOU STAY FOREVER"

nyehs:

fefeferi:

captalias:

nyehs:

WHEN YOU ASK YOUR FOLOWERS 2 SEND  U ASKS AND THEY DO

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Fun fact: Those are kissing gouramis. They look like they are kissing, but they are really fighting. The battle ends when the loser’s lips are ripped off.

i love fish

this post ruined my life

wuhtver:

If you don’t think these are the greatest than you’re lying

jcash91:

I laughed so hard at this.

ugly:

cartel:

I found all this in a kids candy shop??

wow kids these days

perspectave:

how many followers do I need until I get random anons asking me how my day was?

tophiebearrrr:

Just so we’re clear, I’m fatter in person

amaeza:

untruc:

amaeza:

you know, i’m a raging lesbian and i was never distracted by what other girls in my classes were wearing in high school. this is a male problem, not an “attracted to women” problem.

This is an “inability to respect women” problem.

Which is a male problem.

dont-harshmyvibe:

if you tickle me it’s either going to lead to kissing or an extreme act of violence