My fav thing about tumblr is the complete lack of country music it makes me feel like this is where I should be
hint: I am that shiny magical lesbian.
standing next to sunflowers always makes me feel weak like “look at this fucking flower. this flower is taller than i am. this flower is winning and i’m losing”
Wow you are not ready to hear about trees.
i am perfectly fine with having other people sit on my lap but i can’t sit on other people’s laps because i’m always paranoid that i’d crush them and they’d diE
today I learned that if you want to slash someone’s tires, don’t slash all four; only slash three because if you slash all four their insurance will pay for it but if you only slash three they have to pay for it all out of pocket
today on satan makes a blog post
Colleges don’t offer this as a major so what’s the fucking point
Black Leopard’s Reaction When He Sees His Favorite Zoo Keeper
I want that job now.
"OHMYGOSH YOU CAME I LOVE YOU STAY FOREVER"
WHEN YOU ASK YOUR FOLOWERS 2 SEND U ASKS AND THEY DO
Fun fact: Those are kissing gouramis. They look like they are kissing, but they are really fighting. The battle ends when the loser’s lips are ripped off.
i love fish
this post ruined my life
If you don’t think these are the greatest than you’re lying
I found all this in a kids candy shop??
wow kids these days
how many followers do I need until I get random anons asking me how my day was?
Just so we’re clear, I’m fatter in person
you know, i’m a raging lesbian and i was never distracted by what other girls in my classes were wearing in high school. this is a male problem, not an “attracted to women” problem.
This is an “inability to respect women” problem.
Which is a male problem.