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Sometimes, shit happens, and then a shiny magical lesbian comes along.

hint: I am that shiny magical lesbian.


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danluhrs:

dreamalittlebiggerdahling:

heatherleighann:

If you didn’t fall in love with Andrew Garfield in this scene you’re lying.

If you didn’t fall in love with Emma Stone in this scene you’re lying.

If you didn’t fall in love with Denis Leary in this scene you’re lying.

christmas-ereri:

mr-senpai:

hi-levi:

mr-senpai:

hi-levi:

mr-senpai:

hi-levi:

mr-senpai:

hi-levi:

mr-senpai:

yeah girl

yaeh girl

yaeh gurl

yaeh gurl

yaeh gerl

yaehgerl

yaehger

jaehger

JAEGER

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taku-tome:

The smile is the best of all expressions. Because it expresses the feelings of people, both sadness and happiness. 

There are those smile of happiness, expressing the true feeling. 

There are sad, used to disfaraça tears. 

Not to mention the shame and the "I like it". 

But nothing beats the smiles of the villains, who are always very sadistic and so cool!

So… Smile!

saeqimo:

mechinism:

brothasoul:

can we all just take a minute to imagine steve rogers’ face the first time he heard someone say “motherfucker” casually

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This gets me every time

Thor’s pop-tart and Steve’s face omg

olliekirkland:

you are the dancing queen

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baeddelaire:

garbagelover666:

boyexemplified:

yeahnodudehella:

Masculinity is so fragile.

MAN CAVE STRONG! PROTECT FAMILY, DEPENDABLE FISHING!!!

COMPASSIONATE SPORTS!!!! ELECTRONIC FATHER


this looks like what the guy from They Live would see if he put on the glasses

baeddelaire:

garbagelover666:

boyexemplified:

yeahnodudehella:

Masculinity is so fragile.

MAN CAVE STRONG! PROTECT FAMILY, DEPENDABLE FISHING!!!

COMPASSIONATE SPORTS!!!! ELECTRONIC FATHER

this looks like what the guy from They Live would see if he put on the glasses

smaugnussen:

and I would walk 500 dogs and I would walk 500 more

callieohpeee:

when i was around 5 i asked my mom why “some people were different colors” and she said “because god wanted lots of flavors” and let me tell you that was the wrong thing to say because for the next 3 years i thought god ate people when they died

leandraholmes:

kingofwands:

angeluslorelei:

little-hylian-witch:

roguesareth:

canweactuallynot:

busket:

sixpenceee:

God forbid we teach the children psychology !!!

i wish the devil would have taught me all this and i wouldn’t have to pay for college

i see nothing bad with any of those things being taught

If demons were a viable educational choice for everyone the American educational system wouldn’t suck so much

I would have actually been excited to go to school, if Lucifer was my teacher. Like it would be an honor. Be all “Hi Dad, I am ready to learn something new today.”

I see nothing wrong with this.

Sounds like a deal!

Hey Satan, I’m disappointed in you. You failed to teach me all these things sufficiently!

leandraholmes:

kingofwands:

angeluslorelei:

little-hylian-witch:

roguesareth:

canweactuallynot:

busket:

sixpenceee:

God forbid we teach the children psychology !!!

i wish the devil would have taught me all this and i wouldn’t have to pay for college

i see nothing bad with any of those things being taught

If demons were a viable educational choice for everyone the American educational system wouldn’t suck so much

I would have actually been excited to go to school, if Lucifer was my teacher. Like it would be an honor. Be all “Hi Dad, I am ready to learn something new today.”

I see nothing wrong with this.

Sounds like a deal!

Hey Satan, I’m disappointed in you. You failed to teach me all these things sufficiently!

ggaga:

i hate how you’re just born out of nowhere and you’re forced to go to school and get education so you can get a job what if i wanted to be a duck

sixpenceee:

The following isn’t scientifically backed up or anything, but it’s a list I’ve composed from various websites whose source I’ll put at the bottom!
Natural Disasters: Since the weather is unpredictable it’s said to represent the stress and anxiety in the person’s life
Seeing the dead: A reflection of an inability to let go
Missing important events: Anxiety about failing and not meeting expectation 
Naked: Person may suffer from self-image issues and low self-esteem issues
Teeth falling out: Inner turmoil on being judged by others based on physical appearance
Injuries: Feeling vulnerable in a part of your life
Partner leaving: Dread of being alone, being not good enough for the partner
Being trapped: Unable to get out of current situation (dead end job, negative relationship)
Falling: The feeling that one is unable to control a certain aspect of their life
Being chased/attacked: Being afraid to confront something in your life
Technology malfunction: Such as a phone not working, represents failing to reach out to someone on an emotional level
I got these from listverse and howstuffworks







Teeth :/

sixpenceee:

The following isn’t scientifically backed up or anything, but it’s a list I’ve composed from various websites whose source I’ll put at the bottom!

Natural Disasters: Since the weather is unpredictable it’s said to represent the stress and anxiety in the person’s life

Seeing the dead: A reflection of an inability to let go

Missing important events: Anxiety about failing and not meeting expectation 

Naked: Person may suffer from self-image issues and low self-esteem issues

Teeth falling out: Inner turmoil on being judged by others based on physical appearance

Injuries: Feeling vulnerable in a part of your life

Partner leaving: Dread of being alone, being not good enough for the partner

Being trapped: Unable to get out of current situation (dead end job, negative relationship)

Falling: The feeling that one is unable to control a certain aspect of their life

Being chased/attacked: Being afraid to confront something in your life

Technology malfunction: Such as a phone not working, represents failing to reach out to someone on an emotional level

I got these from listverse and howstuffworks

Teeth :/

nazerine:

"I don’t blame men, I blame patriarchy" okay, well, enjoy your alternate universe where men aren’t the primary beneficiaries, perpetuators, and enforcers of patriarchy, I guess

lolsomeone-actually:

fukkkres:

when ur eating dinner at your friends house

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and their parents start arguing

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and you want to ask for the salt

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but the salt is right in between their upcoming divorce

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Wtf